f00d d00d

A phrase usually used in an Instant Messanger to let people know that you're going to get a bit to eat. It translates from 1337 speak to "food dude", the 0's being added for leetness.

Joe: Gotta go
Bob: Why?
Joe: f00d d00d

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*middle of conversation*
Joe: f00d d00d
*conversation continues*

by EsbenT April 8, 2006

April f00lz

The practice of internet websites creating alternative versions or fake stories on April 1 of every year.

Slashdot creating SlashRoulette for April f00lz

by GizmondoGrande April 1, 2010

f00k

Obvious variation of one of the worst words in the english language?

1. Ah f00k, i just shit my pants
2. f00k 0ff

by bobdeveaux March 16, 2004

f00z

"fool" a nicer way of calling someone a freaken idiot

damn f00z! no dun put your finger there..

by Hobo July 3, 2003

f00tard

A fucking retard. Someone pretending to or having no knowledge of something. Pertaining to an annoying person or thing. Idiotic people that speak or do idiotic things. Derive from f00b.

everyone you meet is most likely to be or have been a f00tard.

by Steven M. Ruscilli June 6, 2005

f00p4n4yl

When a fupa (alternatively spelled f00p4) gets so big that it develops a nail bed and grows the f00p4n4yl. The f00p4n4yl is often problematic, as it tends to get caught on clothing and can cause rips. Only Lucien Pellat-Finet and Hurvah are known to be f00p4n4yl-proof. Some cultures use f00p4n4yl clippings as a form of currency.

Fatass: I'd be so rich in one of those cultures that uses f00p4n4yls as currency.
Skinny Friend: Yeah, you are quite a fat fuck.

by 8y681364zz May 12, 2009

f00n

Someone who thinks they are great at multiplayer games online when in fact they only have skills because of their fast internet connection and low pings.

Derived from "bufoon" but leeted upa little.

f00n also turns up as part of an algorithm conceived by Isaac Newton.

Most of the Counter-Strike community tbfh

by 00 March 13, 2003