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J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
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R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people
did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
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F.T.M.A

(Flocking To My Awesomeness) - When a woman who is payed to have sex with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a pussy to make a move.
"Hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me."

"Yah man, we paid them, they're just F.T.M.A'ing you.
by ObservantTooth8 July 9, 2012
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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M.A.D.I.L.F.

mother and daugther i love to f@ck
homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!
by fattstacks September 11, 2011
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S.M.A.F.

Socially, Mentally, Athletically, Fucked
Someone who no one likes.
Look at that fag fingering his but whole, "hes definitely a S.M.A.F.
by chill321123 April 22, 2011
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