Eskimo Handshake

the act of a male sticking his hand in ice water till it goes numb and then using it to jack off. The numbness is akin to a stranger.

I know a guy that got frostbite while giving himself the eskimo handshake. What a dumbass.

by p-d-c June 29, 2010

eskimo kisses

when one person touches another person's nose with their own

Dude! My girlfriends Eskimo kisses are the bomb!

by Sad Tub August 11, 2010

Eskimo Sandwich

When you become Eskimo Bros at the same time.

Caleb and Matt always wanted to be Eskimo Bros, so they made an Eskimo Sandwich with a hottie they picked up at the bar.

Bro 1: Hey, you take er from the back, I'll go to town from the front.
Bro 2: totally. Whoa bro, we just made an Eskimo Sandwich, right on!

by Ybor Live September 16, 2020

Desert Eskimo

Female who wears hoodies, scarves, booty shorts with leggings, and boots with da fur.

Not to be confused with a regular eskimo, the Desert Eskimo attends Arizona State University where she complains that she can't wear her typical bikini and high heels to school when temperatures drop lower than 70 degrees. Desert Eskimos take their look very seriously and will have a complete breakdown if splashed by a puddle of rain water.

Looking at the weather this morning, the Desert Eskimos will be out in full force at ASU.

by TempeHipster January 20, 2010

Eskimo Bro

When two men have had sex with the same woman.

After Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt both had sex with Angelina Jolie, they became Eskimo bros.

by iamthefuckingmanunderstand August 7, 2011

eskimo father in-law

When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).

I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law

by Super Cool Dude January 17, 2013

Eskimo Groom

The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.

My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.

by MERKS June 27, 2014