Definitions by MERKS

Eskimo Groom

The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.

My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.

Eskimo Groom by MERKS June 27, 2014

Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser

get of the ice ya hoser

hoser by Merks March 30, 2009