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The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.
My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.
by MERKS June 27, 2014
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Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser
get of the ice ya hoser
by MERKS November 14, 2008
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