expert urinal

The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.

I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.

expert urinal by Se7enLC December 17, 2006

Expert bs'er 

Someone who is good at telling lies. Bs'er (Bullshiter) Who tells a bunch of bullshit and is an expert at it because they do it so much.

"Jack told me you hated me so i dont like you"
"I dont hate you dont believe him....he is just an expert bs'er"
"Ok man. I believe ya"

Expert bs'er by ConfusedOK September 3, 2016

expert dust 

Cocaine

Where my expert dust sucka?

expert dust by buckminister August 6, 2011

Expert bs'er 

Somebody who has mastered the art of bullshitting.

Jane is an expert bs'er, She could bullshit her way out of anything

Expert bs'er by bigJamiee September 3, 2016

Expert Level

Doing something to the full extent of the action

"That's a really big meal, that's some expert level eating you got going there"

Expert Level by Saki Ito April 4, 2006

expert chef 

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

expert chef by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

Expert Mode 

When you don't just not nut in November but also stop watching porn/edging

I heard Joe is doing NNN in Expert Mode

Expert Mode by Brozinga2 November 2, 2020