Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

belongings expansion

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.

"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."

by clemy January 1, 2012

cranial expansion

The feeling of immense pressure on the inside of your skull the morning after a party.

Guy: "Holy shit, this is the worst cranial expansion I've ever had. Where the hell am I?"

Girl: " Yeah, you were pretty wasted last night, you asked me if I wanted to 'take it to the next level'. I laughed right onto the floor. That Hyundai guy who lives here wants to know where we are, too."

by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

Expansion Pack

Slang for gay.

Jake: Harris is an expansion pack

by JakeB_YT December 14, 2018

Ghostly Expansion

When your boner grows without anything to arouse you.

I had a ghostly expansion while doing my homework last night.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Expansion jutsu

Your in bed with a girl and when you are about to cum you scream the loudest you can expansion jutsu and you squeeze all your fingers in her asshole and rip it apart and then cum in her asshole

Man i did expansion jutsu on a hooker last night

by Lenman1 January 19, 2021

Nigga Expansion

It really do be like that

“Damn, this shit be a nigga expansion!!”

by BIG MEN INC. July 11, 2018