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Ass Examiner

A person who professionally looks at ass
It’s ok ma’am I’m a professional ass Examiner
by Jonnooo September 28, 2019
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rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude
sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"
by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019
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IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
by megamogomir October 17, 2010
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BYTEDANCE OVERTHROW EXAMINER

an awesome newspaper that broke THE BIGGEST STORY OF THE CENTURY!!!!
The day COMMUNIST CHINA has decided to BYTEDANCE OVERTHROW EXAMINER is only a KAHN TIK TOK SNAP SNAP VIEWS AWAY as "it is where it lands" , THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED was when TIK TOK put out the camera phone lights flash bulb of SANTIA KAHN when her husband RAHeeL AHMADdkAMALA HaRr(is) an ASIAN MURDURED by her HUSBAND because she got to many views and now friends are doing A VIEWING of her
by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION August 19, 2022
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Counter Examine

A method used to render a person's argument invalid by way of intellectual banter, usually occurs between two people
I believe that the other party receives the opportunity to counter examine your argument
by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018
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Vibration Examination

"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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