Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.

"That person is an evolutionist!"

by Xenosaurian January 19, 2018

Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him

1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)

by Jadah February 4, 2005

revolutionize

a subtle way of letting your friends know you have to go #2

see pre-revolutionize

"Oh man, may I use your bathroom? I really have to revolutionize."

"Oh man, it really stinks in here. Did you revolutionize in here?"

by Roma Bedo August 27, 2009

Evolutionist

evolutionist evolutionist evotard
/i vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst,ɛ vəˈlu ʃ(ə)nɪst/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a person who believes in the theories of evolution and natural selection.

An evolutionist is a person who has a belief that a species of animal can become another species, eg a fish can become human via a kind of magical time.
An evolutionist is a person who believes that their Great Grandparents are hairy monkeys.
Believes that non life (dust and rocks) can become life when this magical time is applied.

Often displays emotional hatred towards religious people and likes to spend their natural time attacking other faiths.

by Evolutionist October 21, 2019

Evolutionizer

A bigot who hates both queer people And mentally challenged people for the sake of "Keeping the bloodline pure"

John-guy: "yo why can't logan come over?"

Paul-man: "he's an evolutionizer"

John-guy: " the fuck is a evolutionizer?:

by BlitzBerries April 15, 2024

evolutionisation

To evolve several times.

The evolutionisation of the dinosaurs from long ago recently became cooler.

by dzn1el June 18, 2022