eleventeen

Main Entry: elev·en·teen
Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn
Function: noun

1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.

2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.

3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.

1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?

2) You're so smart, what are you, eleventeen?

3)John likes them youg, you should have seen this eleventeen year old he brought to the party yesterday.

by HossMonkey June 18, 2004

eleventh finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the eleventh finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006

eleventy-twelve

A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.

Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?

Guy #2: Uhh... ELEVENTY-TWELVE!

by Joshamuffin June 20, 2007

Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013

Eleventyone

Eleventyone is the word used by Hobbits in JRR Tolkein's books for another Hobbits age when he/she becomes 111 years old.

This word was picked up by games and internet forum goers who try to act cooler than other gamers and internet forum goers, though usually they aren't. Eleventyone seems to have spawned other uses for the "Eleventy" prefix.

Bilbo Baggins played a trick on the guests at his birthday when he was eleventyone by putting on his magic ring and vanishing.

by Toolstyle February 14, 2006

eleventy

A commonly used mockery of 1337 talkers, derived from the over-use of exclamation marks after a declaration. Since many people preferred using the Caps-Lock to the shift key, they would be unskilled with the shift key (if such a thing is possible) and it would end up coming out as !!!1!!!!111!!!! or things along that line. "Eleventy" or "Eleventy-one" refers to the groupings of ones located in an overly long string of exclamation marks.

"1337" person: So he's all like 'omg u ghey phag' so I say fucku bithc lolol!!1!!!1!!11!!!

Cynical bystander: Yeah, and then I was all like OMG!!!one!!!!eleventy-one!!

by Horde September 4, 2004

eleventyseven

a pop punk trio from South Carolina. The band consists of
Matt Langston (Guitar and Vocals)
Caleb Satterfield (Bass and BVGs)
Jon Stephens (Drums and BVGs)

They have released two cds to date:
The Land Of Fake Believe (2006)
Galactic Conquest (2007)

and have released two music videos one of which is called Myspace.

Eleventyseven is your favorite band and you didn't even know it!

by Galacticagirl March 29, 2008