euthenism

The story parents tell little kids to explain what happened to a dead pet. A portmanteau of euthanasia and euphemism.

"He's living on a farm upstate now." is an example of a euthenism.

by hmgauss October 6, 2010

Passive Eugenics

The act of improving the human gene pool by encouraging those with positive genetic traits to reproduce. This differs from general eugenics in that it doesn't involve death, punitive measures, or the discouragement of those with negative traits from reproducing.

John is into passive eugenics, he wants to make the gene pool stronger without hurting anyone.

by Anidragon June 27, 2016

Euthemism

The art of 'Wizard Fishing', generally with a Pole and some slippage.

Some of the time we spent holding our breath was spent Euthemisming

by DuckDivingIntoPonds July 4, 2022

Euthanism

When all anyone has to say about a group or population of people serves to put them down.

A style of speech
A pattern of behaviors
Mudslinging

Bridgeport city council members only every talk in euthanisms about the denizens of their city, calling them "broke bumbssic" and insulting their economic status, intelligence, and hygiene as if those things aren't directly affected by how city council members do their jobs...

by anonymous June 7, 2025

Euthentisca

It's the moment you stop being a guest in your own life. It arrives quietly ,not with fanfare or epiphany, but like the first breath after a long, held silence. It is the dissolution of every performance you ever gave, every version of yourself you wore to make others comfortable, every apology you made simply for existing.
In a world that profits from your self-doubt, euthentisca is the radical, tender act of returning to yourself, not the self you were told to be, but the one that was always there, waiting patiently beneath all the noise.
You cannot chase it. You cannot force it. It finds you only when you finally, quietly, stop running.

"She had rehearsed herself for so long ,the laugh that was softer, the opinions that were smaller, the dreams that were quieter that when her euthentisca finally came, it didn't feel like a revelation. It felt like an apology. A long, tearful, overdue apology to the girl she had left behind."

by Quietdissolution March 31, 2026

euphanics

A very funny, charismatic, funny, did i mention funny person. this person is usually a humble thug.

person 1: "kris is so euphanics."
person 2: "what a funny yet humble thug"

by HumbleThug July 20, 2025

Aesthetic eugenics movement

A movement that seeks to make humans more beautiful and has nothing to do with race because there are babes and hunks in all races. It would be done by selective breeding and genetic engineering.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.

John is in the aesthetic eugenics movement.

by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010