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Essam

Someone who is very nice, hot, gets a lot of women and has a very small penis.
Essam is so hot!
by CoolMan1313 September 7, 2020
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Essam

This meme devouring machine is often found inside his highschool locker. Essam, better known as E, regularly T-poses on his haters. It is a common trait of Es to carry around pop tart generators inside their testicles, this is why he gets all the hoes. You can often see an E in close sexual contact with a female who is trying to make him nut for his pop tart. The only bad trait about an E is that they always seem to steal your girl but with his epic default dance it is compensated.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that Essam over there?
Girl 2: Yeah I totally made him nut for that poptart
by BigBrainBoi November 16, 2018
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esslem

Esslem is a beautiful name
by Esslem January 8, 2018
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essamari

The best of the best kind of girl with the biggest heart. The one you notice. She chases and catches her dreams always, especially if she is chasing horses.
Now there is an essamari!
by random real101 April 25, 2021
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Esslem

Esslem is a term used to describe someone with a queit personallity. Often Esslems never leave their house, and spend the whole day hibernated indoors. Esslems also have a tendency to lose their temper quickly, and another personallity trait they have is wobbly knees. Overall Esslem has high aspirations such as attaining multiple jobs at the same time, however theyre unrealistic
" honey u were really Esslem in bed tonight"
"yeah sorry ive just been thinking about that revision i got to get to"
by چب May 3, 2021
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EssamSplain

The way Muhamed Essam explains everything to people like they're stupid and they're really are.
So when a woman tells you, don't mansplain me, you answer her, it's not mansplaining, it's EssamSplaining and it's not a matter of gender, you're not stupid cuz you're a woman, you're stupid cuz you're really like the majority of humans who are.
by Al3essam March 14, 2022
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essam

who’re will have you thinking he loves you the most but thats exactly it isnt it HE DOES LOVE YOU THE MOST but…its not YOU😱😱😱
look at hassan playing all these females such a essam
by maiysa December 3, 2022
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