by d3 August 16, 2003
by Moo cow 300 April 15, 2019
An idiot thinking they are very smart when they aren't, instead are the embodiment of all the stupidity in the world. Will argue when they are wrong and whine about it.
Chigga: I'm gonna do something stupid
Aerox: Don't it's bad for you
Chigga: (makes personal attack)
Aerox: pfft eon forcer
Aerox: Don't it's bad for you
Chigga: (makes personal attack)
Aerox: pfft eon forcer
by LinusThiccTips May 10, 2021
by pizzatTimeondiscord January 02, 2021
Master Eon is the main protagonist of Skylanders. Acting as assistance to the player in the form of a floating head giving the player tips. The reason he appears as a floating head is because Kaos (the main antagonist) absolutely obliterated The Core Of Light (the lore reason as to why Skylanders exists).
P1: Yo dude look its Master Eon
P2: Zamn bro has a fine beard
Master Eon: SKYLANDERS OF THE FIRE ELEMENT ARE STRONGER IN THIS ZONE
P1: I'm switching to a fire Skylander then
P2: Master Eon should just stfu
P2: Zamn bro has a fine beard
Master Eon: SKYLANDERS OF THE FIRE ELEMENT ARE STRONGER IN THIS ZONE
P1: I'm switching to a fire Skylander then
P2: Master Eon should just stfu
by HerobrineVjwj June 08, 2023
Comprising of the Paleoproterozoic, Mesoproterozoic and Neoproterozoic Eras, This eon spans from 2.5 billion years ago to 541 million years ago lasting almost 2 billion years.
During the beginning of this eon, cyanobacteria rapidly reproduced and photosynthesized turning a lot of carbon dioxide to oxygen. This oxygen reacted with the iron in the oceans, filling the oceans with iron rust BIFs, turning the oceans blood red. Later, there was no longer enough iron to hold onto the oxygen, and it escaped into the atmosphere. That oxygen formed the ozone layer. Nearly all of the carbon dioxide turned into oxygen, turning earth into a snowball earth.
The snowball earth quickly recovered after 300 million years. Then, supercontinent Columbia formed. For the next billion years, climate remained notably stable. This period of time from 1.8 billion years to 800 million years ago was called "The boring billion". During this period, supercontinent Rodinia formed, but broke apart. The rocks that became exposed sucked up more carbon dioxide from volcanoes, turning earth into a second snowball earth.
After that recovered, the two halves of Rodinia reunited around the South Pole forming supercontinent Pannotia. However, it broke apart during the end of the eon just as animals started to appear, as Laurentia rifted away from the rest of the supercontinent. Finally, the End-Ediacaran extinction event took place to end the eon.
During the beginning of this eon, cyanobacteria rapidly reproduced and photosynthesized turning a lot of carbon dioxide to oxygen. This oxygen reacted with the iron in the oceans, filling the oceans with iron rust BIFs, turning the oceans blood red. Later, there was no longer enough iron to hold onto the oxygen, and it escaped into the atmosphere. That oxygen formed the ozone layer. Nearly all of the carbon dioxide turned into oxygen, turning earth into a snowball earth.
The snowball earth quickly recovered after 300 million years. Then, supercontinent Columbia formed. For the next billion years, climate remained notably stable. This period of time from 1.8 billion years to 800 million years ago was called "The boring billion". During this period, supercontinent Rodinia formed, but broke apart. The rocks that became exposed sucked up more carbon dioxide from volcanoes, turning earth into a second snowball earth.
After that recovered, the two halves of Rodinia reunited around the South Pole forming supercontinent Pannotia. However, it broke apart during the end of the eon just as animals started to appear, as Laurentia rifted away from the rest of the supercontinent. Finally, the End-Ediacaran extinction event took place to end the eon.
Imagine living during the middle of the Proterozoic Eon! There would be no plants, no animals, just water, land and bacteria!
by thealtf4psychic March 30, 2021
A Dirty Eon is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl and pulls out his penis with poop still on it and drags it on the girls forehead and down her noise it the shape of a T. It is a mix of a Dirty Sanchez and A T-Bone.
by Fart42069 July 13, 2021