Urban Dictionary: Eon

An extreme amount of time.

When used by mortals it often refers to their feeling of time, they feel like it is taking an extreme amount of time.
When a god-like being, an eternal, god or immortal being uses it an eon will often refer to truly huge amounts of time. This huge amount of time is often up in millions and billions of years.

This race uses eons to develop!

by sondrex76 July 14, 2015

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eons

ages, a long time
not used much now.

i havent seen you for eons.

by nicole chen June 17, 2006

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eon

*the longest amount of measurable time

*a kick ass song by 311

not an even field to be on
feels like standing still for eons and eons

by jim March 08, 2005

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Eon

A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world

Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy

by The church of the seven May 25, 2013

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