Little Brown Envelope

A bribe.

He tucked a little brown envelope into the guys top pocket.

by andTing August 22, 2010

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

Comfort envelope

somebody is secure in the knowledge that someone is working positively on their behalf.

Making sure that the customer is inside their comfort envelope.

by Spuggy2345 November 27, 2011

Comfy Envelope

A term referring to a woman's vagina. Can also be used more specifically to describe a vagina that is a very good fit for the guy using it.

I used my girlfriends comfy envelope last night to post a letter to the navy

My wife's comfy envelope is just right for my letter opener

by Shanks120y August 3, 2009

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

envelopmental journalism

Practice in journalism where journalists are given money in envelopes so they would write favorable reports about the person giving them money. It's another term for payola.

Envelopmental journalism is practiced by corrupt and greedy journalists.

by ARiCE September 16, 2004