Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

MDE is a complete lack of confidence and zest due to the fact that one is packing a small gun. Like conceal and carry, but for a baby. #babycock

This girl (siphoe) said she wanted a Hot Big Ben, but unfortunately I am packing Mediocre Dick Energy (MDE)

by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

enerhax

energy hacks, hidden power ups from the old days of dungeons & dragons

i haz me an enerhax over heer

by Ener Hax May 4, 2009

Big Guy Energy

The overall vibe achieved when men whom have reached a certain age, weight, and comfort with their social status get together to not only tell stories from their glory days, but to also inspire each other to engage in other ill advised behavior simply for their collective entertainment.

Todd: I heard you’s guys telling stories on your podcast while I was driving up to the lake house.

Huff: Total Big Guy Energy on display, am I right?

Todd: Totally

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 12, 2021

Raw Energy

A pretty abstract concept. Boiled down to the bones, it may be regarded as a degree of self-confidence--but it is much more. It is a certain aura, exuded by those who possess this rare form of unprocessed energy. It is an innate character feature, and cannot be created.

"Wow, Anthony is giving off some emboldening aura."
"Yeah, that guy is loaded with raw energy."

by Haymaker McGee February 7, 2015

DAP-energy

DAP-energy is a term to describe behavior that women don't find attractive or even repulsive and is derived from the acronym DAP (dry-ass pussy). Behavior with strong DAP-energy can lead to the disappearance of a woman's interest even though it was originally high.

The behavior can be systematic or consist of slip-ups on singular occasions.
An example of systematic DAP-energy behavior could be still living with one’s parents over the appropriate age or a long-term refusal of performing oral sex on women.

However, DAP-energy is a subjective variable and might not mean the same for every woman.

DAP-energy on a single occasion:
Guy 1: Look at Jasper making goofy noises while trying to pick up this chick.
Guy 2: With that kind of DAP-energy behavior he will never get laid…

Systematic DAP-energy behavior:
Girl 1: I really liked him until I found out his mom still lays his clothes out…
Girl 2: Ew I get that, such DAP-energy.

by fromDAPtoWAP January 7, 2023

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

by The mystical M January 4, 2022