Emotarded

The emotional state of a woman while she is PMS-ing. Generally a complete mess of emotions. Will cry, scream, yell etc. at the most minute issues or ideas. The feeling could be described metaphorically like a file cabinet being knocked over in your head and having all the files lost and mixed up all over the floor in front of you and having no idea where to start picking them up.

Boy: What the heck is wrong with you?
Girl: Don't mind me.... I'm totally Emotarded right now.

by TotallyEmotarded November 22, 2011

etarded

hip retard

ohh mann u just puke all over yourself that was so etarded!

by mikey etardo September 12, 2003

eetarded

Internet retarded

EGTD is an eetarded tattoo. But em loves it.

by dedtatts February 21, 2017

extarded

-To become excitedly retarded.

After laughing at her expectating cousin one afternoon LeAnn became extarded. She could describe it only as a state of extardation.

by God of geometry January 14, 2017

Etarded

Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media

Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue

Is that guy okay?

I think he's just etarded.

by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025