emotitude

Expressing your pissy attitude through the, sometimes exclusive, use of emoticons.

That bitch won't even talk to me anymore! I just get texts from her with tons of emotitude.

He adds too many snarky emoticons to his messages. I'm tired of his emotitude.

by SirHangDangly December 7, 2011

emotitarded

When you type out the wrong emoticon in texting, I.M., or chat.

"sorry your dog died :)"
"why does that make you happy?"
"oh. I'm emotitarded! I mean that as a sad face! :("

by JRobo April 22, 2011

Emotarded

The emotional state of a woman while she is PMS-ing. Generally a complete mess of emotions. Will cry, scream, yell etc. at the most minute issues or ideas. The feeling could be described metaphorically like a file cabinet being knocked over in your head and having all the files lost and mixed up all over the floor in front of you and having no idea where to start picking them up.

Boy: What the heck is wrong with you?
Girl: Don't mind me.... I'm totally Emotarded right now.

by TotallyEmotarded November 22, 2011

emotitarded

A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.

i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How do you make that smiley face?" Response: "Are you emotitarded or what?"

by grabbingtoast January 26, 2009

emotitag

Expressing emotions in a text or email by using the format of an HTML Tag.

Check out the emotitag usage below

<depressed> I'm so alone </depressed>
<boner> That chick was hot </boner>
<tired> Hooked up with her last night </tired>

by EmotiGamer August 13, 2010

motitard

Jarhead who thinks he's clever but in reality he's a complete dumbass.

That jarhead's insults to the recruit make zero sense.

Yeah he's a total Motitard.

by Recked February 2, 2014

Emoticar

Car with an emoji

Hot wheels emoticar

The Emoticar was funny

by JulianDB December 3, 2016