Egotesticle

Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia

John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle

by brotoriousbig June 9, 2011

Egotesticle

1. Believing oneself to be more intelligent than, having a right to dominate, or being owed sex from women because one possesses testicles.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.

He had a rather egotesticle attitude about women's appearances, without bothering to to address his own.

by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003

Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.

Daniel is an egotesticle poser.

by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011

Egotesticle

A guy who's ego comes from his testicles.

He's egotesticle.

by Kuppu March 17, 2021

egotisticle

someone who only thinks for him/herself. Someone who is considered to be "up themselves" and self centered.

Man, that dude who hooks up with sluts all the time is so egotisticle! He's such a fucking EGO TESTICLE!

by tomdog21 June 22, 2008

emotistical

Acting overly emotional in order to bring attention to yourself.

Drama is her middle name, she is so emotistical.

by Alanna B January 10, 2009

Egotesticle

A totally repulsive yet somehow strangely attractive ultramacho guy who thinks he is god's gift to women

I can't believe that egotesticle jerk had the nerve to kiss you and say "that should cure your asthma attack baby"

by ibizascientist January 31, 2009