Emotional Potato

Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.

A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.

Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life

"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"

"No, what happened?"

"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."

"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."

by JewsJustCantDance January 7, 2012

Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.

"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."

by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010

emotionalizer

One who manipulates other's emotions by lying about there own.

He's such an emotionalizer you can see her melting- listening to his hypnotic crappe.

by @thedocwho2 November 17, 2018

emptonal

1. (adj.)- the feeling of being completely overwhelmed by existence; utter confusion at reality; being thoroughly frightened by the reality of life

2. (n.)- a typographical error made when trying to type the word, emotional.

Sopherton was feeling really emptonal after her first time ever smoking weed. She thought she was going crazy when she walked home that night.

Elizabeth's art makes me feel emptonal. Oh wait, I meant to type the word emotional.

by Sopherton October 3, 2010

Emotional tampon

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.

'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'

by Barlan March 29, 2019

Emotional Trashcan

A person who everyone tells their problems to.

Person 1: Why does everyone come to you for their problems?

Person 2: I don't know, I guess I'm just comforting.

Person 1: You're like an emotional trashcan. Everyone throws their problems away in you, and walk away feeling better about themselves.

by HappySanta December 10, 2010

Emotional orgasm

The euphoric rush felt when experiencing an intense emotional moment associated with overwhelming love or longing. The feeling is strikingly similar to a physical orgasm.

After she told me she wanted me and only me for the rest of her life I had an emotional orgasm.

by MY GIFT December 9, 2009