Eloposal

The five-second conversation you have with a lover before deciding to elope with them. It's usually a very intense few moments , possibly while drunk, and sometimes just after meeting someone.

Can you believe Jasmine eloped with that guy she met at the vending machines? I mean, one minute we were all playing Black Jack, the next minute she's off eloping with some hairy stranger...must have been a convincing eloposal.

by CourtKase June 15, 2017

Elope

Elope, traditionally, means to run away or abandon family to marry. Although the word is also used by workers and nurses at psychiatric institutions (asylums, mental wards, sanatorium, etc.) to describe the a patient trying to escape.

Nurse: Sir, we seem to be missing one of our more violent patients, I believe he is trying to elope.
Director: Verywell, call the guards and get me the governor phone number.

by NJman6969 December 27, 2018

elopidated

The feeling of tranquility upon the realization that skipping a wedding ceremony prevented some needless stress, because you've already decided to sirens your lives together together.

My friend was stressed at his wedding, but my wife and I are elopidated instead.

by burled nuts February 22, 2022

elope

same as escape

used in hospitals for mental patients who are "elopement risks"

doors are kept locked 24 hours a day to make sure no one elopes

by abysinth July 27, 2005

elope

to go do "it"

i'm going to go elope with my dog

by pedro November 13, 2003

Eloption

The act of eloping.

Eloption does not involve planning.

by Meowmeowkittybutt August 29, 2011

elophazant

Going beyond the maximum of stupidity

Omfg i cannt believe how much of a goddamn elophazant u r!!!
Hey! shaddup!

by ohherrokitty March 13, 2011