elopetial 

Of or pertaining to marriage via eloping.

Marriage proceedings when a couple elopes.

The same as nuptials, only, for Las Vegas.

The couple's elopetials were short but meaningful.

Our friends put a lot of time and meaning into their elopetial vows.

The elopetial night was clear and the stars were shining... It was a perfect night to wed in Las Vegas.

elopetial by Lalianna Gecko April 22, 2013

Elspetal 

Conjunction of the name 'Elspeth' and the word 'Petal'

A small furry creature, often found in scottish towns,cities and suburbs. Usually pink and extremely cute! Must be approached with caution!

child playing: aawww look at the cute lil' Elspetal
Elspetal: *devours child*

Elspetal by Ging Gang Ghoul October 6, 2004

Elspethalofogus 

Derived from the word "Elspeth."

That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.

Elspethalofogus by mark August 31, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022