Elderin

Process of performing sexual activities with your vice principal to avoid being suspended

Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"

by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012

eldritch abomination

A horrific monster, often of otherwordly origin, that inspires terror and breaks the sanity of those that witness them. These monsters often have ties to the Cthulhu Mythos created by H. P. Lovecraft.

No words could properly describe the eldritch abomination rising from the sea.

by Umbris Dementium January 22, 2015

Elden Ring

No longer a myth!

Elden ring, the spiritual successor to dark souls

by lsjernfknaejglbrejklagbaefd February 24, 2022

Eldaphile

A teen who is sexually attracted to very old people.

Johnny: Did you hear about Mark?

Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was masturbating to Jack Nicholson...what an eldaphile!

by Mikey Li March 8, 2011

Eldians

A fictional race of people in the anime/manga series Attack on Titan who can turn into Titans; also known as the “Subjects of Ymir.” Basically the targets of a worldwide Holocaust that everyone wants exterminated because everyone thinks they ruined everything.

Eren is tying to restore the Eldians to their former glory.

by nviebs15 May 30, 2019

Eldog

Eldog is a way of life

Guy 1 "are you eldog like me" guy 2 "yes cause eldog is our god"

by Xdsheerbike November 5, 2020

eldrick

the most adorable boy on the entire planet! he is funny, sweet, caring, and beyond amazing. he’s the best boyfriend on the globe, and he will do absolutely anything to make you happy. he is everyone’s pride and joy!! his smile brightens up any day, and his laugh is the most beautiful song ever. his eyes are the prettiest eyes in the history of all eyes. overall, he’s just a lil cutie :)

oh my gosh i love eldrick so much!!

eldrick, how are you so cool?

by gr8 gf June 11, 2019