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my eggophilia makes me get hard when boiling eggs
by eggophilia September 30, 2021
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EggeTheOne

AKA Egge, is an alpha male with the smallest penis in town, in fact its so small even egges friends is very impressed by how fucking small it is. Egges gay friend bmw 430i once tried to compete with Egge but lost tremendously. My friend who has the biggest of all three and he always gets the girls cause hes so fucking saugen, he once fucked a girl in his car and never told anyone, probably cause he murderd that poor norrtan girl with his humongous cock.
Wow here comes EggeTheOne girls whip out ur putang and let this alpha male with smallest penis in town get to work!
by EggeTheOne November 22, 2021
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