egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.

Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.

by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016

Egg-Roll Man

The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man

Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

Egg roll money

The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.

Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?

Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.

by Emby June 5, 2009

egg roll dick

It's when a person was not circumsized yet and has a dick that looks like a fucking nasty ass egg roll.

Patrick Jezewski has a nasty egg roll dick.

by poop1234561 December 31, 2011

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

CHING CHONG EGG ROLL

A RACIST CORONA TERM USED BY ALL THE COOL KIDS IN THE FOREST THAT SMOKE WEED AND SUGAR WHILST PLAYING ROBLOX

I like to ching chong egg roll

by BINGBONG CHICKEN LEG BIS February 9, 2020

that really butters my egg roll

An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.

You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll

by Yeetum July 12, 2017