effed in the a

A sign of a chump off. When you diss someone REALLY BAD!!! The example below is a true story.

Dude: "I thought you said I could have the seat."
Me: "I changed my mind."
Other Dude: "Dude, you just got effed in the a!"

by Jedi_Master October 2, 2008

effed in the a

also, f'd in the a.

1) Expletive. 2) Office buzzword for "fucked in the ass" 3) Bad news. 4) I'm screwed. Used when you can't state the obvious around parents, cops, teachers, impressionable youth, co-workers or bosses.

See also -

SIMILAR:
- "Fuck, where are my keys?" or "f to the a, where are my keys?"

- "I got a ticket." "that's fucked up!" or "I got a ticket." "f that in the a".

DIFFERENT:
f in the a literally, a sex act.

Simon got effed in the a for a promotion again!

I can't call her back because my battery's dead. Basically, we're effed in the a.

by cookster February 9, 2008

GP-Effed

Also, "GPF-ed." This refers to the annoying ability of a gps devices to route you to dead-end roads, through the 'hood, or other places that are in no way logical to get from point "a" to point "b."

"Sorry I'm so late! I got GP-Effed and ended up going thirty miles down some back road to get here!"
"Did you hear banjos?"

by AnnieBee February 18, 2010

Can't be effed

A statement which expresses the disinclination of an individual to do something required of them.

Example Box: ?

Me: Can't be effed

by zeland January 13, 2009

Ignati-effed

Derived from the name of the illustrious "moron" MP, Michael Ignatieff, Ignati-effed is a descriptor used in place of an f type descriptor.

Yo, did you see that?!?!?

Ya man, that was Ignati-effed.

by Supa Dave McKinnon March 14, 2011

dee-bee-effed

dee-bee-effed (dead best friend)--Having someone refer to a dead best friend or dead friend in an annoying manner or at an inappropriate time.

We were about to get in the shower when he sees me seeing this tattoo on his chest, and he dee-bee-effed me for, like, almost ten minutes about how the ink was for his friend, how great his friend was, how funny his friend was, how cool his friend was....

by Tseten the Mad March 3, 2011

Tati effect

It's the effect caused by talking to someone while being sad or angry. The effect consists of forcibly changing your emotional state from sad to happy for no apparent logical reason.

I was sad but after talking to you I experienced the Tati effect.

by justarandomguyinlove October 29, 2022