Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

edgenuity

The horrible online learning site that takes 50 fucking years because the teachers explain everything in excruciating detail and never fucking shut up.

"Do these Edgenuity lessons for homework."

"FUCKING GOD DAMN IT."

by PLAYERLXIV May 8, 2018

ENGINEERINUITY

1)TO BE ABLE TO BUILD ANYTHING FROM NOTHING . BUT NOT PROBLEM SOLVING-- SOLUTION FINDING

Taking a skill saw and a skid and making a working table saw is real engineerinuity

by DAMN-NEBULI April 3, 2015

edgenuity

hell disguised as a website for school.

you've never seen suffering until you've seen edgenuity

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

Edgenuity

A summer school online program founded by a bullshit loser and used in many places where they actually want you to fail, like in kearny high school

"Can you believe it? I stayed up the entire night to finish my Edgenuity work and they made me fail the course!"

by Cosmo(CV) July 31, 2018

Edging

The act of someone holding their orgasm and then releasing it which leads into a more pleasant orgasm. This can be for self pleasant or with a partner.

Person 1: I love edging to your videos

Person 2: Dawg what 💀

by Welive123 September 24, 2023