Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich

Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.

In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”

by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018

earthies

Plural of earthy refferring to earthworms

I was digging a hole and had to stop because of my massive phobia of earthies.

by Burkes Anatomy March 22, 2021

earthiness

If you describe someone as earthy, you mean that they are open and direct, and talk about subjects which other people avoid or feel ashamed about e.g sex.

Alice, Damn, look at his pants, his willy is so big!
Common Shantel, you have traits of earthiness in you.

by Gongo555 August 4, 2015

Eartheist

Someone who does not believe that the Earth is flat nor the Earth is round.

The teacher asked if I believed the Earth is flat, but I told her No, I’m an Eartheist, because I don’t believed the Earth is round either!

by JG.F.AV May 25, 2018

Flat Earthers

People who are correct. They know the truth about what our world looks like.

The Flat Earthers are correct in their own little universe.

by 1973memes with helicopters August 14, 2017

Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them

Flat Earthers are stupid as fuck

by ChoccyMilkIsGood September 18, 2022