Earth 

One big round floaty boi

Earth

Earth by My actual real name September 20, 2017

Earth 

A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.

"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."

Earth by Devil October 14, 2003

Earth 

The third planet in the solar system and the only place in the universe confirmed to support life. Homeworld of the humans.

Earth is a beautiful planet.

Earth by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

Earth 

An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.

Earth by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

earth 

A very dangerous place as every living thing on the planet eventually dies

Earth is a hazard to all people

earth by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

Earth 

The computer designed by Deep Thought to calculate The Question.

Read the Hitchhiker's Guide to hte Galaxy for more information.

Earth by Gravyman3321 September 4, 2004

Earth 

Big blue planet in the Milky Way. "Humans" live on this planet, and their behavior is contradictive to itself. Humans scream about cutting down rainforest, something which supplies Oxygen to the planet and keeps a protective barrier called the O-Zone alive around the earth, but inhale smoke from a burning tobbacco plant into their lungs, which also destroys the O-zone. Many of their seperated religious beliefs state that "Murder" is forbidden, but they kill millions of "Non-Believers" everyday. They are rude to one another for no reason. They hate law and authority, expecially while again endangering their lives and everyone around them lives while driving vehicles to fast, but beggs for law enforment when someone steals from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.

"Stay away from earth Kremlar. Those 'Humans' are crazy."
"You're probably right Trylak."

Earth by Trevor Anderson January 21, 2005