by Gravyman3321 September 05, 2004
Big blue planet in the Milky Way. "Humans" live on this planet, and their behavior is contradictive to itself. Humans scream about cutting down rainforest, something which supplies Oxygen to the planet and keeps a protective barrier called the O-Zone alive around the earth, but inhale smoke from a burning tobbacco plant into their lungs, which also destroys the O-zone. Many of their seperated religious beliefs state that "Murder" is forbidden, but they kill millions of "Non-Believers" everyday. They are rude to one another for no reason. They hate law and authority, expecially while again endangering their lives and everyone around them lives while driving vehicles to fast, but beggs for law enforment when someone steals from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.
They also imagine that they are the rulers of all imagination and space. Aliens, which is a debated topic on the planet, is something they think they can handle, when they can't even obey or respect laws sat down by man themself.
"Humans" are a strang breed of creatures, and that's why all other lifeforms in the galaxy hide their exsistance from them.
by Trevor Anderson January 21, 2005
Alien 1: Hey, what's that little blue planet?
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!
Earth
Alien 2: Hm, I don't see it on the map. Must not be important. Let's go invade Venus instead!
Earth
by YouTube April 16, 2007
A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.
Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.
Please die.
Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.
Please die.
"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"
by herb311 April 30, 2005
Definitely not my true home
Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.
Earth was once a pretty advanced planet with unique culture and look (Atlantean times) but the technology was destroyed by catastrophes.
I reincarnated on Earth, and I want to help the human race and raise their consciousness by spreading positive message and spirituality.
by t00c00lforscho00l April 08, 2022
verb - To Earth someone is to knock them out, usually in one punch. Used in hip hop slang for hitting someone so hard you drop them to the ground, or "earth".
This kid started spittin some bullshit at me and my boy, so i squared up and earthed that nigga son.
by Jacob P. Galvitron January 05, 2009
Sometimes called by it's Latin name, 'Terra', The Earth is a super computer designed by Deep Thought, another super computer, and payed for by two pandiminsional beings Loonquawl and Phouchg. This computer was so advanced that others began calling it a 'planet', and soon life itself sprang from it's main matrices. The 'humans', 'Earthlings', etc. that were brought forth were socially adaptible, and had the amazing ability to learn from other's mistakes (and strangely enough, an apparent disinclination to do so). The 'planet' itself was mostly harmless, untill it was demolished to make way for an intergalactic bipass by Vogons (a nastly lot, them), leading to the production of Earth Mk. II, which is where we live today.
Imagine there's no such thing as a cheeseburger.
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?
Now, imagine there's no more McDonald's.
Now, the USD is gone.
Now imagine there's no New York Times.
Good. Now, there's no New York.
Now, there's no East Coast. No West Coast.
Now, and this is the big one, imagine there's no Chuck Norris.
If you could (somehow) follow that last instruction, then the Earth being gone's easy to grasp, no?
by TabGuy January 03, 2011