Earnest Lemmingway

An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.

- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"

by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011

earned the tag

Situation that drivers encounter when some a-hole in the other car makes a dumb manuever. Then you notice their handicap license plate. It becomes evident that they "earned the tag"

ME: "YOu won't beleive what happened on they way home. I was on the highway and this jerk off enterered the road without merging. After I slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting someone who truly deserved it did I notice the handicap tag."
You: "Yeah, they must've earned the tag... what are you gonna do?"

by Keggeroo September 25, 2008

Earnema

The same relief an enema gives an individual by cleansing their colon. A "earnema" is the cleansing of an individuals ear.

She talked so much shit about you, I need an EARNEMA to clear my head.

by \O-N-O/ October 9, 2018

Earnest belled

A very rare disease all though one out of one people get it. We don’t know what it does really but it’s sode affects can make your day very.... laughy

I hate you Mrs Copeland!

Sarah don’t laugh!!

I JUST GO EARNEST BELLED.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Laughy gas 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼 January 28, 2019

Earned that red scrunchie

Means to take a position of power from the former power holder and to join them in hell

“Girl you Earned that red scrunchie, now join Heather in hell.”

by Musicalanimesimp January 15, 2022

top earner

A high priced Hooker.

The way that chick's ass is hanging out that dress, she could definitely be top earner in a brothel

by suidicken November 28, 2017

earnest

(adj.) from Old English: "rise to the attack", "readiness for battle" (mindset for same). Earlier associated with the will - "resolve", "eagerness", in less militarised times tending to "dignity", "solemnity", seriousness. Need not exclude humour.

John's earnest wish was to enable access to pure water for all.

by Alarick September 3, 2006