by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016
Get the jake english mug.1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.
2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.
(usually they are both 1 and 2)
2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.
(usually they are both 1 and 2)
1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!
by Sylferi November 26, 2018
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If you have ever seen depictions of hell in the bible, this will make it seem like a land of rainbows and sunshine.
English Class makes me want to remove my reproductive abilities so that my children won't know what suffering truly means.
by Minecraft Master November 6, 2020
Get the English Class mug.EagleX (EGX) represent the managing power of the blockchain and act as the main digital asset in the system
by Cryptoguy November 4, 2019
Get the eaglex mug.A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.
by CJP! December 2, 2009
Get the Crap Eagle mug.Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019
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What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
by choclemon December 2, 2011
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