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eagle spread pose

When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.
In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)
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bald eagle jones 

When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.

phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.

Laughing Eagle'd 

When a submissive male eats out the anus of a dominant male partner then spreads the collected fecal bits from his tongue onto the body of an eager female participant.
Did you just see Josh get Laughing Eagle'd. I can't believe Steph let herself be slathered like that.

Operation Eagle Falcon 

An operation in which multiple guys on a high school football team hold down another member of the team and jam a taki up his ass.
Did you guys see Chandler get the operation eagle falcon last night? I heard the got the taki all the way up.

Polishing The Eagle 

This is another term for masturbation/wanking


Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

Eagles Landing Middle School

Built with either the jappiest of JAPS wearing golden goose and aviator nation or Brazilian kids who live in the nicest parts of boca trying to act ghetto with their saggy pants and wife beaters. Eagles landing is known for their students "protecting the nest". When in reality they all hate each other.
Hey did you see that ratchet kid in the saggy polo pants? Yeah, He goes to Eagles Landing Middle School

fly where eagles dare 

1. To be so ambitious as to lack hubris. To challenge the gods themselves. Often results in glorious failure.

2. An Iron Maiden song.
1. Icarus flew high into the sky with his wax wings, ignoring his father's warnings. The higher he flew the more the heat of the sun melted his wings, causing him to plummet to his death.

2. Dave saw a pair of crazy buffalo plaid pants in the store window display. He muttered "i shall fly where eagles dare" and marched inside.
fly where eagles dare by papa_jack December 15, 2009