emolestation

short for emotional molestation. This is when a girl uses you to meet her emotional needs when she has a boyfriend that she has not told you about.

I cut that girl off, why? Emolestation

by Von Bradley July 31, 2005

emoette

the girls of the emo subculture of todays youth.

girl: "you're so emo."
boy: "yeah well you're an emoette"

by last_letdown October 28, 2007

emosaurus

The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast.

With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.

The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.

-The Emosaurus ate the Emo kid for breakfast
-The Emosaurus makes the world a better place
-Go play with the Emosaur

by ExoByte July 13, 2006

emoscenester

an emo-scene-hipster. They only listen to dead musicians because they are underground, literally.

Torii is an emoscenester

by erikalbryrat December 28, 2011

Egoseismic

adjective {ee-goh, sahyz-mik}

The repelling and prevention of seismic activity in the surrounding area of an individual.

OR

The redirecting of an earthquake's epicenter due to the presence of a certain individual.

RHETT: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link, you think we had something to do with the earthquakes?"

LINK: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."

-From Rhett and Link's 'Good Mythical Morning'

by TheLostMasterpiece June 12, 2012

Emoner

An emotional boner. Being on such an emotional high that one gets a boner despite a lack of physical activity.

Jennie couldn't help describing her love for John, causing an immediate emoner.

by Fas109er September 8, 2013

Tickle by eMode

A social networking website that has tests, matchmaking, and general net socializing.

Go check out Tickle by eMode if you want to meet people on the internet.

by Skylar April 23, 2004