Edju

A cheap fat guy

Edju ate all the food in the fridge

by Dakarkar September 19, 2015

Edjamakation

The level of education recieved from the school of a very small town where funding is low, resulting in the release of a swarm of seniors not truly prepared for the real word each year. Edjacmation can also be used in a joke or in mocking fashion to imply that the rival school's sport's team is of a lower education then themselves.

Larry: Hey whats the number for Pi?
Jamie: 3.17!
Carl: Looks like you've got yourself a mighty fine Edjamakation!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 29, 2010

edjourian

One ugly motherfucker

Alex edjourian is one ugly motherfucker

by Pimp Daddy 9000 May 15, 2018

Edjaculate

The fluid that comes out of Male, Females and Paris Hilton when reaching a sexual climax. Often clear, sticky and delisious.

"Your Edjaculate is all over my face" - Paris Hilton's most uttered phrase.

by inzader May 18, 2009

edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.

"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

edjamacated

A term usually used when self-identifying one's own level of schooling and education. Generally used when over-selling yourself, cluelessly.

I may not look too bright, but I'm edjamacated; I went to VoTec for welding and was the top of my class.

by Cadiluva October 23, 2015

edjot

Alternative spelling of "wanker".

That Jim's a right edjot, pointing out a little error like that.

by Ray Shah July 19, 2003