how to eat

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!

Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.

by TehWeirdo January 28, 2018

eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

by A1988 February 16, 2020

eat the path

Do the unexpected. Often given as advice to someone who is pursuing an undesirable goal.

"Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path."

by Thoth123 September 15, 2012

eat that horse

Over come a goal.

Goku: Come eat that horse with me vegeta.

by MUIGogetto November 3, 2018

eat jin

Led by bts oldest member, army's pink princess, eat jin is a live streamed Korean mukbang, and is the best reality segment on the face of the planet.

Is eat Jin going to be aired on naver today?

by not_a_fangirl (i swear) January 20, 2017