eased

Eased is the new owned.

Duder1: oh snap jack just got owned
Duder2: Good sir, I think you meant to say, "Oh snap, Jack just go eased."
Duder1: ugay

by radtse June 11, 2006

ill-at-ease

Uncomfortable or embarrassed.

The soldiers' morale dropped and felt ill-at-ease after seeing the commander of the enemy.

by Bonyamsi July 19, 2017

laid ease

the cooler way of saying ladies

okay laid ease this is the tea

by tea stirrer June 14, 2018

ease up

1. to become less stringent

2. to relax

Come on people, ease up, it was only a joke.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2011

Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

ease back

a suggestion for someone to simmer down/ back the f'ck up.

that bitch better ease back

by frank June 21, 2004