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Six Eared Macaque

Have you seen that hot emo ass monkey? Oh yeah that one.
The definition of; " Why is a lego so hot? "
Six eared Macaque is a fine monke
by ratsrcool June 9, 2022
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Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.
Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.
by nadabus December 5, 2010
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Eärendil

Generally a very awesome person. Eärendil's enjoy nature, animals, and music. Eärendil's love chocolate, and are often times referred to as Hippies. Eärendil's are incredibly rare and are always liked by many people.

Eärendil's can come off as wise-asses, and most times are very sarcastic to those deserving of it.

Eärendil's are very artistic people, and enjoy rolling around in grass.

Eärendil's enjoy wearing paisley head bands.
Eärendil, I adore you.
by Children's Park October 18, 2010
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white-eared elephant

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
by hunter September 1, 2008
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cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
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Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by DCFd2 May 10, 2008
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