Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.
Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.
Red-eared slider by nadabus December 5, 2010

Big eared Sniffy Wiener 

A breed of dog. Being a combination of Beagle and Dachshund the Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is very social and curious and often follows it’s very powerful nose without care to consequences. This gets the BESW in trouble with their human companions as they often lead it to injury, unnecessary snacking, and being impossible to hide any new items in the house . Loyal and cuddly BESWs are often found noodling in the floor when hot and when cold are found in the laps and couch cushions aplenty cuddling with something or someone warm
My Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is the cutest little rascal, I make new toys a hide and seek game ,I let him outside and take it all around the house and let him try to find it . He usually finds it straight away !

floppy eared sailor 

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.
Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.
floppy eared sailor by GDUN August 14, 2007

Six Eared Macaque 

Literal definition of " Why is a lego so hot? "
(don’t tell me i’m wrong cuz its true)
The names Macaque or the Six Eared Macaque, y’know is my full name.
Six Eared Macaque by ratsrcool June 10, 2022

Six Eared Macaque 

Have you seen that hot emo ass monkey? Oh yeah that one.
The definition of; " Why is a lego so hot? "
Six eared Macaque is a fine monke
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more