negative distance

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.

Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.

by antgg February 2, 2010

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Shelf dusting

The act of a woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf duster -a woman engaged in said activity.

After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting.

by Darlinka Kevina November 17, 2010

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 14, 2003

dustman's whistle

To block one nostril with the fingers and blow out through the other with enough force to clear mucus.

I didn't have any tissues and needed to clear my blocked up nose, so just did a couple of dustman's whistles outside.

by CornhoIio January 16, 2014

Dustin Henderson

A character from Stranger Things. He's really funny and has a heart of gold.

Kid of Mom- Steve

You're almost as funny as Dustin Henderson.

by Justlou December 8, 2017

Psychosocial Distancing

The act of staying home and listening to Slipknot during a pandemic.

Man, I tell ya...all this ‘Rona out here and to make matters worse the neighbor on the other side of us has been wearing a freaky looking mask and head banging/screaming about wanting to stamp you out while he grills sausage and burgers.

Oh that’s just ol’ Douglas, he’s just doing his Patriotic duty and Psychosocial distancing.

by DevilRay97 April 19, 2020