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dumper/dumpee

dumper- one who dumps their partner in a break-up

dumpee- one who gets dumped by their partner in a break-up
dumper/dumpee: The bad news about being the dumper is that you need to be certain it's over before pulling the plug / As the dumpee, you get lots of attention and have every excuse to feel sorry for yourself.
by btman November 13, 2013
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Dumper-Bumper

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.
Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!
by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009
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Co-Dumper

A person who is inside the stall next to yours trying to take a shit, where all you can identify them with is their shoes. After both you and your Co-Dumper are seated with asses exposed, both will attempt to stifle the sounds of bowel movement in order to avoid embarrassment. In extreme cases, silence may persist for quite some time until the pressure in the ass of either you or your Co-Dumper builds to extreme measures, and a loud disgusting gust of gas is released. With the silence broken, the other person now feels comfortable releasing their own gas which they have been painfully harboring. Usually at this stage, you and your Co-Dumper have built a bond, and will now shit in unison. The first to finish will quickly flush and wash their hands (or not), and purposely leave before the other person emerges from the stall in order to keep your identities a secret from one another. Later on, you may notice someone wearing the same shoes as your Co-Dumper, and an awkward moment arrives once again as the two of you pass by in silence with your heads down, hoping that the other didn't notice that you were their shit partner just moments earlier.
Derek: "Man, what took you so long in there? We've been waiting for 30 minutes!"

Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."
by NJB85 July 30, 2010
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dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.
Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass
by barbarino April 18, 2005
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Dumber than a rock

A guy named Michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid shit.
Michael: How do you spell "sexist"
Me: You're dumber than a rock
by 093707053 July 3, 2018
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dumber than dumb

Willfully refusing to use common sense and good judgement. Taking an already poor idea and taking it to the extreme.
On Halloween, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge acting, dumber than dumb, dressed up as exploding twin towers, without sympathy to the 2,977 victims of a terrorist attack at the World Trade Center in NYC on 9/11/2001 at Rosie's Club in Chester, UK. The costumes of the two girls featured the North and South Towers with paper representing fire and smoke protruding from the buildings which where made to appear as short mini-dresses.
by A pissed-off New Yorker November 11, 2013
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Hunger Dunger Dang

Name given to an overwrought and depressing singing style favoured by shitty neo-grunge bands. Used by the AV Club's music reviewer Nathan Rabin, but credited to his former editor, Stephen Thompson.
Hey, did you hear the new Nickelback album?

Fuck, no way, I'm not into that Hunger Dunger Dang shit.
by Vlad Kroeger October 22, 2010
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