Dukey Melon

Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet

My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!

by Oli Loc April 25, 2007

Dukey Poof

Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"

"Oh man I'm sorry. Ever since grandma's chili last night I've had the Dukey Poofs!"

by sniffy jimpkins June 24, 2009

lukey dukey

a person that needs help and likes pizza and needs to lose some weight

He is a lukey dukey because he looks like a blue whale and breaks the scale

by the beast mode December 30, 2018

Pumpin' Dukey

Pooping profusely after a night of drinking cheap beer. No matter how hard you try it doesn't come out all at once. So you strain and grunt out loud and each you do a bunch squirts out.

Leave me alone, man, I"m pumpin dukey.

by Mitch Corona September 25, 2004

dukey swirl

A narwhal with a large Jewish nose, that wags its tongue side to side in search of sand to sleep on. Marks its territory by spouting "eye-gunk" from its eyeball. Fights back predators or attacks prey with vinegar feet. Also likes to attack jojos (Only one in existence).

"Eww, ryan, your feet smell like a dukey swirl !!!! :( "

by brexjbear January 2, 2010

DUKEY GRENADE

When someone is to walk in any establishment and immediately your senses go numb from a foul and horrid stench or odor. A smell so dreadful the only thing that’s comparible as if a grenade filled with the worst of shits was let off in there.

Laura “hey Rudolph “
Rudolph”Ahhh Laura it smells like u got bombarded with dukey grenades in here

by Tits on a Rug June 12, 2018

Dukey Zapper

After you've been eating her ass for a while, so it's good and moist, touch her butthole with a 9V battery

"she took the battery out of my smoke detector just so she could get a Dukey Zapper"

by BadBadger July 28, 2018