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Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.
Derek gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home
by J :> January 17, 2009
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douche duffel

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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Green Duffel Bag

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.
"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"
by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010
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Ruffle-Duffel

Rhymes with scuffle, a fight. First used by MC Ricky D (a.k.a. Slick Rick) of Doug E. Fresh and The Get Fresh Crew on the 1985 hit "La Di Da Di". Later covered by Snoop Dogg (then known as Snoop Doggy Dogg).
There was a ruffle-duffel, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said "You are, you conceited bastard."
by Robert T. October 5, 2005
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Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.
Derek's gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home
by J :D October 17, 2008
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Ruffle-Duffel

The dramatic element used to indicate a dream sequence (flash-forward or flash-back).
Went to the bathroom to wash up,
I threw some soap on my face,
And put my hands upon a cup,
And said um:
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the top dog of them all?,
There was a ruffle-duffel,
Five minutes had lasted,
The mirror said: YOU ARE YOU CONCEITED BASTARD!!
-Snoop Doggy Dog
by Skeeterscott October 3, 2005
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