Droopy Sock

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.

While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016

droopie goldberg

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018

Droopy Drew

When the testicles hang prodominantly lower than the head of your penis

Dude, Ed Has Such A Droopy Drew, It's Like A Burlap Sack

by ed1473yo May 5, 2008

Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018

droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

droopy dog

a sad dog who is also the most romantic and sweethearted

jellybean needs a droopy dog

by droopy dog June 7, 2020

droopy eye

In some ways the opposite of a brown eye, but located in the same vicinity. The vagina as sometimes seen from behind when a woman with particularly large, loose and over-sized labia lips when she bends over, creating the look of a huge, droopy eye.

Mounting his girlfriend from behind, James gave her a good poke in the droopy eye.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007