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drinker's mouth 

the phenomenon associated with drinking; the victim's mouth tastes like the inside of a homeless man's pocket after a long ass night of drinking.
Drinker's Mouth: austin chugglered 38 beers last night. He exclaimed when he woke up that his mouth tasted like a homeless man's pocket.
drinker's mouth by The Chuggler September 21, 2010

B Drinker 

A person, usually female, who is employed by a club owner to solicit drinks from patrons. B Drinkers use affection, attention and flirting to scam poor, lonely men into buying overpriced drinks (which are sold as liquor and are frequently watered down Kool-Aid) in exchange for a little of their time. A B Drinker is frequently a prostitute who tries to persuade patrons into buying other "goods and services" like drugs and sex. B Drinkers usually work with other B Drinkers in running an evening of scams, at the same establishment, until they wear the patron down or get him drunk enough to be talked into more costly activities. B Drinkers frequently save their swizzle stick from each drink and turn it into the club owner at the end of the night as an accounting method for their "cut" of the overpriced drink sales. B Drinkers commit the illegal act of B Drinking, which is punishable by law. They are commonly found in coastal Mississippi and Louisiana bars and clubs.
Dorie, a B Drinker at the Fox's Den, got arrested by ATC Agents, along with the club owner and several other B Drinkers.

Some sleazy B Drinker scammed that poor, lonely Airman out of his entire paycheck when he bought her fake Cosmos all evening last Saturday.
B Drinker by MSMiss September 1, 2010

professional drinker 

A person who can handle his or her alcohol without ever having anybody take care of their drunk ass or embarrassing themselves.(Puking on people, funiture, and in cars)
"Damn! Tyler is still drinking, is he gonna be alright?"
"Hell yeah! dude is a professional drinker!"
professional drinker by tylert January 30, 2008

dew drinker 

he is a dew drinker. Look at that dew drinker.
dew drinker by Henrey February 9, 2008

Light Weight Drinker 

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.
Did you see Ewejin last night? he was vomiting after 2 beers.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

bleach drinker 

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.
Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."
bleach drinker by SirClabe August 2, 2010