brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.

Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."

by brainballs January 6, 2008

anal drainage

When one's anus suffers from severe pwnage.

This pwnage can be present in a form of ways such as getting pwned in a game of basketball, or simply losing to a little Chinese boy at a game of chess in less than 11 moves.

"Did you see that monster grab I had at last night's game?! Total anal drainage!"

by J-Thread February 5, 2010

brainface

when a male grabs his genitalia, gently squeezing, so the balls inflate, looking like a brain.

We were changing in the locker room. I turned around and Kyle showed me his brainface.

by Nosfo April 9, 2020

Drainaged

Past tense of drained or drainage that’s been drained.

Now that’s been drainaged

by JRuler16 May 31, 2025

Drainware

A game, app, or company that exists mainly to make money, not to actually care about its users. It usually ignores feedback, focuses on constant monetization, and stops improving anything unless it helps squeeze out more cash.

The game has been pure drainware ever since it became popular, with paywalls and advertisements everywhere and no fixes.

by npmrun_torvynx July 4, 2025

Dave Dragonface

It's literally the most badass person in the world

He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.

by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012

ear drainage

When pus comes out of your ear as an ear infection.

The ear drainage was so painful.

by Debskelly1985 May 2, 2023