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drawing dead

In a card game, when no cards to come can could give a player the best hand, he is drawing dead.
"I can't believe you caught that flush on the turn because now I'm drawing dead."
by katan July 28, 2004
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drawing dead

In poker, someone already holds a hand that will beat the highest hand you can possibly make.
"He got quads on fourth street; I was drawing dead."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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drawing dead

a term used in poker when a player has no outs left.
no possibilities to win the pot.

you: AK
other guy: 45

flop: AAA

turn: doesnt matter, other guy cant win
river: doesnt matter, other guy cant win
this guy is raising while he's drawing dead.
by Mazecraft November 10, 2008
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Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.
“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”
by Minnexx January 31, 2020
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drawing board

n. (figuratively) the design process, the stages of planning, or the beginning of a process
This idea really sucks - I think we need to go back to the drawing board.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.
Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"
by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006
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Immediate need to use the restroom.
Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!
by Eurobug October 20, 2010
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