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Dissertation

An April Fool's joke taken too far
(Teacher/Professor): Hey it would be an awsome April Fool's joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!

Other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let's call it a DISSERTATION...that'll get 'em

Then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree
by onlymejustme April 2, 2009
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DISSECTION

A amazing Swedish black metal band that has pushed the limits farther than most bands during its time. Vocalist Jon was in for 7yrs for murder of a homosexual. Jon and Dissection has made it clear they are not racists and the murder was not of 'hate crime'.
Qoute: "I, we want our fans to know and to make it a point that it is not and never has been part of our policy or philosophy to be a part of racism and what it stands for" - Dissection
GOAT: Fear the Rebirth of Dissection!!!
Closeminded: Your stupid go listen to rap and what mtv says to listen to.

GOAT: If you are reading this go to www.Dissection.nu
by GOAT FUKER February 27, 2005
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Dissidia

Up and coming Final Fantasy fighting game for PSP. It pits all the heros on the side of Cosmos against the villains on the side of Chaos from FFs 1-12. Looks awesome.
OMG, Kuja just used Ultima on Ultimecia in Dissidia!

Haha, Clouds wearing lingerie into battle!
by Adelbert Steiner May 30, 2009
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kiss diss

The act of turning one's head when another is approaching for a kiss on the lips.
Dude, after i walked her to her door, i leaned in to make my move, and she totally kiss dissed me!
by thamc November 11, 2010
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fact-diss

to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own
fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126

fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot
by patt .. April 11, 2009
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medieval diss track

my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive
by ti;hkgeuhgeikhgiojkhf May 4, 2023
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dissadulation

term used by "Jim" from the "Office" that has severe repercussions
If you keep this up you'll get a dissadulation.
by Jim Halpppert May 17, 2007
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