douchbagery

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.

wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!

by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

douchbag

individual that excessively cares about appearance or tries too hard

That Tim is such a douchbag with his pull ups

by the upstairs neighbour April 12, 2010

dushbag

dudes, its spelled douche. get a fucking dictionary.

I used a Douche bag. I have no clue what a fucking dushbag is.

by ben February 10, 2004

Mc douchbag

mighty douch.

hey mc douchbag you threw up on me you fucking bitch.

by Dielahn420 July 16, 2009

douchbagadassholeosis

It is the illness that most husbands succumb to after being married for quite some time. It is common to find in older balding men who don't get enough sex!

My husband is suffering from douchbagadassholeosis and needs medication.

by Sothrnbel3 August 18, 2009

doughbage

Doughbage is like doobage, but only its money. pronounced (doe' bahz).

Doughbage has no relation to the word doughbag.

They held the budget for the next fiscal year and what it means to me is that someone kyped the doughbage in this cycle!

by scrubber April 7, 2009

Douchbag mag

One who attracts douchbags, usually an attractive female

After dumping her 10th boyfriend who din't have a job and was cheating on her, Cindy realized she was a douchbag mag

by hizzlemodizzle June 21, 2009