Douchitis

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.

"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."

by Jordan077 July 23, 2009

Douchiet

Pronounced doosh-E-A. A guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. The name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.

Douche 1: Hey man. Nice douchiet.
Douche 2: Thanks bro. It's made from local organic cotton. Wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
Douche 1: No way dude! They're sellouts

by mfathi October 5, 2011

Douchotothism

The posting of random nonsense facts on Facebook for the express attention from others.

That guy is so lonesome he posts crap on his wall every 20 minutes. He must suffer from severe Douchotothism.

by John McMillan Wilson March 11, 2011

Douchist

A(n) supporter of/action that supports the lifestyle of douche.

The comments he makes are very douchist. I do not follow that ideal, so I cannot be friends with him. I am sorry.

by Tallymo April 15, 2011

Douchirt

A Man's shirt that is awfully Douchey (Ugly, weird, trashy or horrible.)

Dude! That Bro has a Douchirt!

by Awesomedudette September 6, 2011

douchiety

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012