douchebangle

1. Doing the wrong thing, then later realizing that you could have gone about it in a much better fashion. Short for "douche bag angle".

2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.

Say a girl best described as "plain jane" that you see everyday gets a MAD makeover and like an ass you try to lay some smoothness on her only to be shot down with the realization that you knew her all along. If only you hadn't taken the douchebangle you'd probably be cozy with her right now.

Example in a sentence:

"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".

by turdcutter January 13, 2008

douchebanger

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.

I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.

by kbesque July 6, 2010

douchelganger

The incarnation of an individual as might in appear in some alternate douchebag reality.

Sitting across from him in the cafe, Tom spied a man nearly identical in terms of dress and appearance, save for a telling look of undeservedly smug satisfaction. Tom had met his douchelganger.

by iantheman July 20, 2010

douchewanger

A person that does something perceived as uncouth or socially unacceptable. It is especially fun to say with a German accent "douchevangah."

Sorry I'm late - some douchewanger was trying to turn left from the right turn lane.

by kaftw May 21, 2008

douchetag

(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.

I knew what kinda guy we were dealing with as soon as I saw the douchetag.

by DbG. January 13, 2009

Doucheswag

A person who's awesome, cool, and popular, but also a douche. You hate everything about them, but secretly want to be them.

Dave: Jeremy is a pretty cool guy - he's got lots of friends.
Alex: Yeah, but he also wears hats backwards and calls people 'bro'.
Dave: I guess he's a doucheswag.

by KobeLebronKobe August 10, 2010

douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.

Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.

by trout9000 May 31, 2010