Douchebox

Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.

Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.

Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.

Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.

He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!

Where is that douchebox?

Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!

by another douche July 9, 2012

Douchepatch

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.

"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"

by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014

Doucheboozler

A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'

Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.

This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.

by Hullnak January 29, 2010

Douchebattalion

a large number of douchebags in one area, typically numbering between 300 and 1300.

Oh God, I barely made it out of Urban Outfitters. There had to be an entire douchebattalion in there.

by Cryptoherbotanist April 17, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

douchebitch

The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.

Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.

Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...

by michelle t. August 1, 2007

Douchecopter

The pinnacle of douchebaggery.

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.

by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007